Noman - Feed my cat please!

Discussion in 'Sidewalk Cafe' started by Reachy, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. Reachy

    Reachy New Member

    For those of you who have any interest in my goings on, I'm off on my holidays tommorrow and it's about time too!! Family get together for my Mums 60th so I won't be bothering you guys for a few days. Will be taking my BJ gear out though so we can have a few tourneys. Should be fun although I always end up being the dealer.

    This is where I am going
    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&h...6259,-8.675251&spn=0.060785,0.168056&t=k&om=1

    See you in a week

    Cheers

    Reachy

    Ps. If you can't link to the map it's the Algarve in Portugal.
     
  2. noman

    noman Top Member

    Reachy:

    Happy to. Leave the key under the mat. Not only will I feed your cat, but I promise to brush it daily, play toss the cellephone wrapped candy, clean out its box, so you'll have a refreshed atmosphere upon your return, pet it lovingly till it purrz, tell it how much you miss it and promise it, you will return, or it can come live with me.

    Now, didn't you just have a Holiday. Oh that's right yuouse guys get four a year. Have fun.
     
  3. Reachy

    Reachy New Member

    My last "holiday" wasn't exactly a holiday. It was just time off ferrying children from one set of Grandparents to another! This will be a proper holiday.

    Thanks for looking after the cat. She needs a daily furballectomy and requires 3 meals of lightly poached salmon daily. Please don't look at her directly.

    Does anybody know what the BJ action is like in Portugal?

    Cheers

    Reachy
     
  4. ANDY 956

    ANDY 956 Member

    Reachy

    Ken

    Can you please ban Reachy from posting on this site for a week?

    God help his wife and family when he produces his Blackjack felt and chips etc when they are on holiday in the Algarve Portugal (I know where my wife would tell me to stick it).

    Only joking with you mate. Enjoy your holiday, forget about Blackjack and this site for a week (no internet café’s) trust me it will still be here when you come back.

    Wish your Mum a happy birthday from me.

    Andy :)
     
  5. noman

    noman Top Member

    Reachy: Before you go:

    Dag nab it. I thought I was giving more than the whole nine yards, but give an inch.......

    Now you want me to perform mouth to mouth on your cat and be its personal chef? Take the key from under the mat and put it where the sun don't shine.

    But, still have a "good time." Just don't set off the exray or metal scanning device.
     
  6. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    I finally found Reachy's kitty's
     

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  7. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Boy are his cats picky!
     

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  8. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Ok Reachy,

    I brought your kitty's some flowers and they ate them! so I went ahead and tried to clean the petals from their teeth!
     

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  9. noman

    noman Top Member

    Oh! Reachy!

    Sorry about the cat. My condolences on its passing.

    Seems the poached salmon I ended up fixing for it, caused it to stick to it's box. When the burglars broke out the window to haul off all your valuables, the poor thing couldn't unglue itself in time to escape through that open window when the fire caused by the burglars inadvertenly disconnecting the power source to your residence burned everything to the ground. And I'm sorry your distant American relative passed on the same day.

    But, if you get one of those big Grecian or Chinese Urns to hold all the dust, you might have a rememberence of your kitty.

    Hope you had a "good" holiday.
     
  10. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Don't Forget

    Noman,

    You forgot to mention about the terrorists who hunted poor kitty! I got a few photos from the survaillence tapes!
     
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  11. noman

    noman Top Member

    Wow K42:

    Can I just call u K42 from now on. We know that's 42,000 feet. And who cares about your names initials.

    But, I am getting concerned. ever since you appeared I have experienced problems. Now, you have sensitive international photos and reports, not know to the average poster. What a surprise for REACHY. Are you really number six, infliltrating our site, to establish the proper way to survey and tax us. Either the jig is up for you or for the rest of us. Congress doesn't have to act, black ops has ruled once again.
     
  12. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Good News Reachy,

    That cat of yours was just playing possum! When I forwarded the photo's to the anti-cat terrorist division they went on a cathunt.

    Rest assurred they found your kitty. He had escaped and found the company of a female kitty. This was their last known position
     
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  13. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Well Reachy,

    I must say that cat of your is extremely intelligent!

    He was watching me play at Bet21.com and he couldn't get enough.

    Finally I pulled out a deck of cards and taught him to play BJ - he's pretty good too!

    PS Can you get him to return the $20 he won from me?
     
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  14. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    That kitty wouldn't listen to me - once he learned to play BJ!

    In fact I caught him doing his victory dance when he beat me! Crap!:eek:
     
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  15. Reachy

    Reachy New Member

    Kitty Porn

    Frankly I'm worried about you fgk42! Some of these pictures are quite disturbing; I never would have had you down as a kittyphile or catopath, but you can never tell can you, they say it the quite ones you have to watch out for ;) !

    Holiday was great, nice spacious villa, plenty of heat, good food and wine and beer, plenty of adventures, excellent beach. Only downside was being eaten by mosquitos - was bitten 483 times and my left hand swelled up to take on the proportions of a boxing glove.

    Thanks Noman for feeding my cat although I think you may have over done it. When I said he likes salmon I didn't mean a whole one everyday. We are taking him to the vet for lipo later.

    Cheers

    Reachy
     

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  16. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Hey welcome back,

    Rest assured I'm NOT a catophile. The Mrs. ad I have two (2) kitties and a little Pommeranian too!
     

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