tournaments Las Vegas Advisor's site has a pretty good list of tournaments. The site address is lasvegasadvisor.com I especially like the information on the minis, although, I haven't been able to play to many.
I'll check it out! Thanks P.S. Here's a bad one: Q: When is the only time you split tens? A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat.
Gambling problem When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER." So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?" --jr
More bad jokes A woman (who routinely splits 10s) walked into a bar with a duck under her arm and orders a a martini. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring a pig in here". The splitter says "This isn't a pig, its a duck !!!". The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck". IG
BJ riddle I was once asked this question by a dealer after someone complained about their terrible luck for the umpteenth time: "Do you know the difference between a blackjack player and a puppy?" Of course I didn't know the difference so she answered for me, "after six weeks, a puppy stops whining".
Strip Casinos One of the Strip's Casinos, crowded BJ Table, dealer makes hand after hand beating everybody hardly. One of the players doesn't stand: please, don't strip us down it's embarrassing. No worries, don't forget that we're on the STRIP, Sir - replies the dealer.
