press 1 to peak to our sales dept
press 2 to speak to a new machine
press 3 to speak to the janitor
press 4 to speak to the drug store
press 5 to speak to yourself
press 6 if your unable to hear this message
press 7 if you want to speak in arbic
press 8 if you want fries with that burger
press 9 if you want more porn on your web site
press 10 if you want service ....oops no ten on your phone well tuff luck try again next week and have a nice day
press 0 if you want to be put on hold to speak to a real person...wait we have to hire one first
press 2 to speak to a new machine
press 3 to speak to the janitor
press 4 to speak to the drug store
press 5 to speak to yourself
press 6 if your unable to hear this message
press 7 if you want to speak in arbic
press 8 if you want fries with that burger
press 9 if you want more porn on your web site
press 10 if you want service ....oops no ten on your phone well tuff luck try again next week and have a nice day
press 0 if you want to be put on hold to speak to a real person...wait we have to hire one first