Blackjack Jokes

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Upcoming Tournaments

Does anyone have a list of upcoming tournaments that are not invitational only?
 
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tournaments

Las Vegas Advisor's site has a pretty good list of tournaments. The site address is lasvegasadvisor.com

I especially like the information on the minis, although, I haven't been able to play to many.
 
I'll check it out!
Thanks:)

P.S.
Here's a bad one:

Q: When is the only time you split tens?

A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat.
 
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Gambling problem

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says:
"If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER."

So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six.
The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

--jr
 
More bad jokes

A woman (who routinely splits 10s) walked into a bar with a duck under her arm and orders a a martini. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring a pig in here". The splitter says "This isn't a pig, its a duck !!!". The bartender says, "I was talking to the duck".

IG
 
BJ riddle

I was once asked this question by a dealer after someone complained about their terrible luck for the umpteenth time:

"Do you know the difference between a blackjack player and a puppy?"


Of course I didn't know the difference so she answered for me, "after six weeks, a puppy stops whining".
 
Strip Casinos

One of the Strip's Casinos, crowded BJ Table, dealer makes hand after hand beating everybody hardly.
One of the players doesn't stand: please, don't strip us down it's embarrassing.
No worries, don't forget that we're on the STRIP, Sir - replies the dealer.
 
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