HI; My name is Moritmuer:

[noman]

I snuk on mhy ankls sight. I ben lorkng hear, I m da red heed step sun 4 or fife tims frum Marconanan. I not allowed to gut on. I gut me hans or fase slapteded.

Dey says I a litl slo nd have trubl wit me cifers 0 s and cymbowls rak my heed. i liks to play gams adn wach Mi sstep dad Marconanan play.

I hop to sooomday play lik him. I lern a lotsa frum him und I con snek on und haf foon.

I seeen step dad whin a thorny for $1,000,000. Heee yeld and hoalered for long tim. He wun ovr 1,000,000 uder peoples.

I tink nmbers rite. I not good wit da cymbols or ohhs.

But, hear s a ol fart hahaha dat can play. evriy on els wacht out. dis ol man is sumptin.

He workeded hard. No on giv him anithin. Hiz owny tim, wen he cul half tak me to the parc to rid on the merri go round.

He staid for days in front of hiz tv todo wat he did. nowon helped him. So. Evry one out dere wach out. Dis ol man, eh play, 3 on my nee, he, he, he. He play for Oh, i fergt, he, he, he. wat;s 6.

ooooo, i in tubl. He saay he din win gabagallins . He pla mo. befo, he wen.

Not fare. Be me no gattg chanc. I nuw how to git big totl

Anywey. He gonna ween. U si

 

[rookie789]

Mortimuer

Noman,
My fellow man and next generation goat monger, it's much too late on the west coast to decipher your comments without the aid of a legalized medical prescription. Help please, I've already mailed the check.

 

[noman]

My Main Master Blaster:

Sorry: My nephew snuck on to embarass me. But, I doth think, it relates to a thread in The World Serious of BJ.

 

[toolman1]

Sleep is more important than deciphering

noman, you are not fooling anyone. There is not another person on this planet that can write an incomprehensible post like you. Maybe I'll take a copy of your post on the 4 hour plane ride to LV later this week to try to figure it out. 'NA, I'd rather sleep. :sleep: