Yes, it is a well known fact that the middle of Iowa is the hotbed of all criminal activity.
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However, you must be extremely careful of the roving gangs of cows. These cow gangs are attracted to vehicles that are hay, straw or corn colored. (dull green, gold or yellow for you fancy city folks) The gangs of cows will emerge from the fields and attempt to eat these vehicles. When they realize that they are not food they become enraged and extremely unpredictable. Strangely enough, much like professional card players.
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Meskwaki Casino has 24 hour video surveillance of all parking facilities and patrolling security. If you’re still worried leave the ‘07 BMW Z3 at home and take the rusted out ’72 Ford F150: ya’ll fit rite in wit da rest o’ us hillbillies; sept’un Iowa’s flat.

