Need a ticket to Beirut

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instagator

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Can we still purchase a ticket to Beirut Lebanon?
If so I'm ready to go.
As soon as I get there I'll be evacuated on a cruise ship.
Then flown back to the US where I'll receive cash vouchers.
Upon arrival I'll be flown home (I consider Vegas my second home since I've dropped enough cash there to furnish Shaq's condo) and given three months housing.
Do you think Caesars Palace accepts Government vouchers?
This taxpayer exploitation could rival the multi billion dollar FEMA Katrina Scam.
 
easy money!

sounds like a plan...now all you have to do is avoid having your brains blown out by any of the thousands of missile attacks that have been occurring there on a regular basis, while you wait on the beach waving your American flag & hiding from those nasty Hezbollah folks who hate Americans almost as much as Israelis! Yay!

Man, this plans sounds just as good as getting intentionally sent to prison so you can enjoy the free cable TV there! (but not Guantanamo, please...) ;)

-hd.
 
instagator said:
As soon as I get there I'll be evacuated on a cruise ship.
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I heard that they have a casino on that ship - now if we could only get a BJ tourney going :laugh:

I bet they put a poker tourney first. You can use your evacuation vouchers for the blinds
 
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