R., M., N., don't ya'all ever rest or work?

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toolman1

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Ok here is the situation. I wake up at 4:00am due to my insomnia. I log onto this site about 4:45am to kill some time. Reachy, Monkeysystem, and noman are all there and harassing the s*** out of me. OK, I go back to sleep and wake up about 9:00am. Not too bad.

I shower, shave, and s****, have some breakfast and it's off to the local casino. Did good - uh make that very good -, didn't get frustrated from any on-line freeroll problems, had some free food and came back home. I log onto this site about 6:00pm and find that Reachy, Monkeysystem, and noman have been busy filling Ken's server all day long. Now my question:

Don't you guy's ever rest or work?

Ya, I expect to get more harassment now that I'm home but don't count on me getting up at 4:00am to read it!!! :) :cool:

Note that BOSTON LEGAL (that's a TV program, Reachy) is on at 10:00pm Eastern so I will not be here at that time.

If you guys do decide to rest or work, don't send Flat Eric in your place. I'll flatten him like a pancake. If you thought he was flat before well ... :yikes:
 
night night

hope the bed bugs don't bite. I'm off to bed now but before I do...

When I'm awake you're all asleep, save for some drop-outs, counter culture revolutionaries, speed freaks and various marginal members of society. We wax, share experiences, talk crap (mostly me that is). Occasionally I have a flash of inspiration but it doesn't last long because the gods soon remind me that I am but a mere mortal.

The when I'm ready for slumber you guys are all up and want to hear my pearls. I can't win.

While we are shouting:

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SIGN UP FOR SOME ONLINE TBJ?

Good night all, my hot chocolate is cool enough now.

ZZZzzzzz.....ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzz.......ZZZZZZZ....*PAAAAARRRRRP!*.....ZZZZzzzzZZZZ.... wasssat? ....ZZZzzzz......Oh Salma!.....ZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzz.......ZZZzzzzZZZZZzzz....that's nice.........ZZzzz............ZZZ.....
 
I didn't do anything!

Monkeysystem said:
Hey, I work for the government.
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There is something vaguely ominous about that statement. It's the sort of thing and man in a suit with shades says when you open the door to a knock early in the morning and you're never to be seen again!!!

Cheers

Reachy
 
More for Monkey

Hey, I work for the government and I'm here to help. Just thought I would finish off your sentence Monkey. I too wear the heavy boot of government.
 
Reachy said:
There is something vaguely ominous about that statement. It's the sort of thing and man in a suit with shades says when you open the door to a knock early in the morning and you're never to be seen again!!!

Cheers

Reachy
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That's a huge assumption. That would assume we got your address right and knew how to find it....... :laugh:
 
Correction

thrasht said:
Hey, I work for the government and I'm here to help. Just thought I would finish off your sentence Monkey. I too wear the heavy boot of government.
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Hey, I'm employed by the government and I'm here to help. I was sent a private message correcting me, letting me know that I definately don't work for the government. That would make people think I actually work. Imagine that.
 
I sure do

Hey Honeybunny, oops, I mean Happybunny. Yep, I use the heavy boot of government to exterminate and eradicate those exotic invasive species. My business is to kill bugs and business is good.
 
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