Reachy
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That's exactly how I'd behave if I were a Sith Lord!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb2fjky98T0
Cheers
Reachy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb2fjky98T0
Cheers
Reachy
Use the force!
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London Colin
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Use the farce!
That reminds me; the season is approaching when I can once again bore people with one of my favourite jokes -
[VADER]<wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...[/VADER]
(Punch line withheld, just in case there is anyone left in the world who hasn't heard it.)
That reminds me; the season is approaching when I can once again bore people with one of my favourite jokes -
[VADER]<wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...[/VADER]
(Punch line withheld, just in case there is anyone left in the world who hasn't heard it.)
London Colin
Top Member
Excellent
For the full effect, it really needs to be told verbally and at great, dramatic length. But I will attempt to transcribe it for you ...
[The scene: Lord Vader and Luke Skywalker are fighting a duel.]
Vader: <wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...
Luke: Huh?
[Pad out with light-sabre noises until you feel you are losing your audience.]
Vader: <wheeze> Luuuuuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas... (<wheeze>)
Luke: Huh??
Vader: I have felt your presents.
For the full effect, it really needs to be told verbally and at great, dramatic length. But I will attempt to transcribe it for you ...
[The scene: Lord Vader and Luke Skywalker are fighting a duel.]
Vader: <wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...
Luke: Huh?
[Pad out with light-sabre noises until you feel you are losing your audience.]
Vader: <wheeze> Luuuuuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas... (<wheeze>)
Luke: Huh??
Vader: I have felt your presents.
Reachy
New Member
Ban him!
Ken
I demand that London Colin be banned from this forum until he apologises for that "joke"! :joker:
Cheers
Reachy
Ps. While you're at it look at this link on a similar Star Wars theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLOtIhjVFc&mode=related&search=
Ken
I demand that London Colin be banned from this forum until he apologises for that "joke"! :joker:
Cheers
Reachy
Ps. While you're at it look at this link on a similar Star Wars theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLOtIhjVFc&mode=related&search=
London Colin
Top Member
"Never apologise. Never explain."
Maybe not the best maxim to live your life by, but spot-on when it comes to joke telling.
And how about this for a Star Wars link http://www.asciimation.co.nz
Never have the words "too much spare time" seemed more appropriate!
Maybe not the best maxim to live your life by, but spot-on when it comes to joke telling.
And how about this for a Star Wars link http://www.asciimation.co.nz
Never have the words "too much spare time" seemed more appropriate!