Actually!
What really happened......Before I met TX and Swog for the Texas version of the FREE all you can eat Pancake Breakfast, Lunch, Brunch, Liner at THE Local Advantage Denny's, I was on a trip to Vegas.
I was accousted on The Duece at four thirty in the morning, returning from a frolicking, frivolous time in Glitter Gultch to my sleeping quarters in the bushes outside The Outback Steak House. A homeless person took issue with my version of Mark Twain's: The Frog's of Calabassassassassas County. Probably because I didn't really know how to say it.
Anyway, so upset was the homeless person, she knocked me to the gum-sticky floor of the bus as it snailed back up or down the strip and proceeded to stomp on my hands, breaking all 28 of my knuckles. I was able to neatly camouflage my injuries from TX and Swog, but alas and alack I was rendered unable to type. Unless of course(and I did consider it) I grasped a pencil or some such object in my mouth to tap out any posts. The futility and time involved in such an endeavor quickly made that option moot. So, too have I remained mute, until my gnarled hands were able to navigate the keyboard.
Lessons learned:
1)Stay out of any discussion with a homeless person.
2)Get back to your bushes before sunset, or someone else will have claimed your spot.
3)You can never learn enough advantage "tricks" that surprisingly come in handy, almost anywhere. But, right now at Denny's in particular.
